[Verse 1: George Harrison]
Been beat up and battered around
Been sent up, and I've been shot down<
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care
[Verse 2: George Harrison]
Reputation's changeable
Situation's tolerable
But, baby, you're adorable
Handle me with care
[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]
I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?
[Chorus: Bob Dylan and Tom Petty]
Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on
[Verse 3: George Harrison]
I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In daycare centers and night schools
Handle me with care
[Verse 4: George Harrison]
Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Handle me with care
[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]
I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?
[Chorus: Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison]
Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on
[Verse 5: George Harrison]
I've been uptight and it made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care
[Verse 1: Bob Dylan]
He loves your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind
Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing
I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
[Verse 2: Bob Dylan]
You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need your oil changed, I'll do it for you free
Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine
[Verse 3: Bob Dylan]
Every time he touches you, his hair stands up on end
His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat
But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat
[Verse 4: Bob Dylan]
He love your sense of humor, disposition too
There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees
Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go to the airport now and I'm going home and cry
[Riff]
Chorus: Tom Petty
(He loves your) electric dumplings
(He loves your) red bell peppers
(He loves your) fuel injection
(He loves your) service charge
(He loves your) five-speed gearbox
(He loves your) long endurance
(He loves your) quest for junk food
(He loves your) big refrigerator
(He loves your) trembling wilbury
(He loves your) marble earrings
(He loves your) porky curtains
(He loves your) power steering
(He loves your) bottled water
(He loves your) parts and service
[Outro: George Harrison]
Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a dirty world
[Verse 1]
Oh yeah, well
I get rattled every time we meet
I get rattled even in my sleep
[Chorus]
I get rattled, baby, oh, over you
[Verse 2]
Yeah
I get twisted, I get turned around
I get twisted and I'm up and I'm down
[Chorus]
I get twisted, baby, oh, over you
[Bridge]
Well, baby, baby, baby, won't you save one night for me?
Baby, baby, baby, is there something wrong with you?
Baby, baby, baby, this is out of my control
It looks like nothing's wrong but deep down in my soul
I'm twisted, shaken, rattled
[Chorus]
I get rattled, baby, oh, over you
Rattled baby, over you
[Bridge]
Oh, baby, baby, baby, won't you save one night for me?
Baby, baby, baby, is there something wrong with you?
Oh, baby, baby, baby, this is out of my control
It looks like nothing's wrong but deep down in my soul
I'm rattled, twisted, shaken
[Chorus]
I get twisted, baby, oh, over you
[Verse 3]
Whoa, I get shaken, I get torn up by the roots
Yeah, I'm shakin' way down in my boots
[Outro]
I get rattled, baby, oh, over you
Yeah, I get rattled, baby, oh, over you
Yeah I'm rattled, baby, over you
[Verse 1: Tom Petty]
She was there at the bar
She heard my guitar
She was long and tall
She was the queen of them all
[Chorus]
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
[Verse 2: Tom Petty]
She was dark and discreet
She was light on her feet
We went up to her room
And she lowered the boom
[Chorus]
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
[Verse 3: Roy Orbison]
Down below they danced and sang in the street
While up above the walls were steaming with heat
[Chorus]
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
[Verse 4: Tom Petty]
I was feeling no pain
Feeling good in my brain
I looked in her eyes
They were full of surprise
[Chorus]
Last night
Talking about last night
Last night
Talking about last night
[Verse 5: Roy Orbison]
I asked her to marry me, she smiled and pulled out a knife
The party's just beginning, she said, "Your money or your life?"
[Chorus]
Last night
Talking about last night
Last night
Talking about last night
[Verse 6: Tom Petty]
Now I'm back at the bar
She went a little too far
She done me wrong
All I got is this song
[Outro]
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Talking about last night
Last night
Talking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
Last night
Thinking about last night
[Verse 1: Roy Orbison]
You always said that I'd be back again
That I'd come running to you in the end<
I thought that you were on your own
And now I find you're not alone
[Chorus]
(Not alone) I'll see you through the rain
(Not alone) Through the heartache and pain
(Not alone) It hurts like never before
You're not alone anymore
[Verse 2: Roy Orbison]
You always said that I would know someday
Just how it feels when your love walks away
I let you down, I let you go
I lost you how was I to know?
[Chorus]
(Not alone) I'll see you through the rain
(Not alone) Through the heartache and pain
(Not alone) It hurts like never before
You're not alone anymore
[Verse 3: Roy Orbison]
I never knew I could feel this way
I never could see past yesterday
You feel that everything is gone
I feel it too, you're not alone
[Chorus]
(Not alone) I'll see you through the rain
(Not alone) Every heartache and pain
(Not alone) It hurts like never before
[Outro]
You're not alone, you're not alone
You're not alone anymore
Anymore
Anymore
[Chorus 1]
Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for tearing it all apart
Congratulations, you finally did succeed
Congratulations for leaving me in need
[Verse 1: Bob Dylan]
This morning I looked out my window and found
A bluebird singing but there was no one around
At night I lay alone in my bed
With an image of you goin' around in my head
[Chorus 2]
Congratulations for bringing me down
Congratulations, now I'm sorrow bound
Congratulations, you got a good deal
Congratulations, how good you must feel
[Verse 2: Bob Dylan]
I guess I must have loved you more than I ever knew
My world is empty now 'cause it don't have you
And if I had just one more chance to win your heart again
I would do things differently, but what's the use to pretend?
[Chorus 3]
Congratulations for making me wait
Congratulations, now it's too late
Congratulations, you came out on top
Congratulations, you never did know when to stop
[Outro]
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
[Intro]
[Verse 1: George Harrison]
I've wandered around with nothing more than time on my hands
I was lost in the night with no sight of you
And at times it was so blue and lonely
Heading for the light
Been close to the edge, hanging by my fingernails
I've rolled and I've tumbled through the roses and the thorns
And I couldn't see the sign that warned me
I'm heading for the light
[Chorus 1: Jeff Lynne & Tom Petty]
Ooh - I didn't see that big black cloud hanging over me
And when the rain came down I was nearly drowned
I didn't know the mess I was in
[Verse 2]
My shoes are wearing out from walking down this same highway
I don't see nothing new but I feel a lot of change
And I get the strangest feeling
As I'm heading for the light
[Saxophone solo]
[Chorus 2]
Ooh - my hands were tired
Jokers and fools on either side
But still I kept on till the worst had gone
Now I see the hole I was in
[Verse 3]
My shoes are wearing out from walking down this same highway
I don't see nothing new but I feel a lot of change
And I get the strangest feeling
As I'm heading for the light
I see the sun ahead, I ain't never looking back
All the dreams are coming true as I think of you
Now there's nothing in the way to stop me
Heading for the light
[Tag]
Now there's nothing in the way to stop me
Heading for the light
[Outro]
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Woah oh oh
Heading for the light
[Verse 1: Bob Dylan]
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man
Tweeter was a boy scout 'fore she went to Vietnam
And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn
They knew that they'd find freedom just across the Jersey Line
So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Verse 2: Bob Dylan]
The undercover cop never liked the Monkey Man
Even back in childhood, he wanted to see him in the can
Jan got married at fourteen to a racketeer named Bill
She made secret calls to the Monkey Man from a mansion on the hill
It was out on Thunder Road, Tweeter at the wheel
They crashed into paradise, they could hear them tires squeal
The undercover cop pulled up and said "Everyone of you's a liar
If you don't surrender now, it's gonna go down to the wire"
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Verse 3: Bob Dylan]
An ambulance rolled up, a state trooper close behind
Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind
The undercover cop was left tied up to a tree
Near the souvenir stand by the old abandoned factory
Next day, the undercover cop was hot in pursuit
He was taking the whole thing personal, he didn't care about the loot
Jan had told him many times it was you to me who taught
In Jersey, anything's legal as long as you don't get caught
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Verse 4: Bob Dylan]
Someplace by Rahway Prison, they ran out of gas
The undercover cop had cornered 'em, said, "Boy, you didn't think that this could last"
Jan jumped up out of bed, said, "There's someplace I gotta go"
She took a gun out of the drawer and said, "It's best if you don't know"
The undercover cop was found face-down in a field
The Monkey Man was on the river bridge using Tweeter as a shield
Jan said to the Monkey Man, "I'm not fooled by Tweeter's curl
I knew him long before he ever became a Jersey girl "
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Verse 5: Bob Dylan]
Now the town of Jersey City is quieting down again
I'm sitting in a gambling club called A Lion's Den
The TV set was blown up, every bit of it is gone
Ever since the nightly news show that the Monkey Man was on
I guess I'll go to Florida and get myself some sun
There ain't no more opportunity here, everything been done
Sometimes I think of Tweeter, sometimes I think of Jan
Sometimes I don't think about nothing but the Monkey Man
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Chorus]
And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell
[Chorus: George Harrison]
Well, it's all right
Riding around in the breeze
Well, it's all right
If you live the life you please
Well, it's all right
Doin' the best you can
Well, it's all right
As long as you lend a hand
[Verse 1: Tom Petty]
You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring
(The end of the line)
Waiting for someone to tell you everything
(The end of the line, of the line)
Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring
(The end of the line)
Maybe a diamond ring
[Chorus: Jeff Lynne]
Well, it's all right
Even if they say you're wrong
Well, it's all right
Sometimes, you gotta be strong
Well, it's all right
As long as you got somewhere to lay
Well, it's all right
Every day is judgement day
[Verse 2: Tom Petty]
Maybe somewhere down the road away
(The end of the line)
You'll think of me and wonder where I am these days
(The end of the line, of the line)
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
(The end of the line)
Purple haze
[Chorus: Roy Orbison]
Well, it's all right
Even when push comes to shove
Well, it's all right
If you got someone to love
Well, it's all right
Everything'll work out fine
Well, it's all right
We're goin' to the end of the line
[Verse 3: Tom Petty]
Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive
(The end of the line)
I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive
(The end of the line, of the line)
It don't matter if you're by my side
(The end of the line)
I'm satisfied
Chorus: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne & [George Harrison ]
Well, it's all right
Even if you're old and grey
Well, it's all right
You still got somethin' to say
Well, it's all right
Remember to live and let live
Well, it's all right
The best you can do is forgive
Well, it's all right (All right)
Ridin' around in the breeze
Well, it's all right
If you live the life you please
Well, it's all right
Even if the sun don't shine
Well, it's all right (All right)
We're goin' to the end of the line